I wonder if it were socially acceptable to wear a watch on every appendage, would I..? Well, I'd likely start with one of these vintage 1950's ring watches. Very rare finger timepieces by LeCoultre and Rolex.
Above is a platinum & diamond set LeCoultre 'Duo-Plan' with an impossibly small dial & movement. Top-hinged for winding and setting of the watch.
Below is the 18k Rolex Precision with engine turned conical cover.
Now, when you give someone the finger, be considerate, tell them what time you want them to fuck off.
